Monday, November 11, 2013

The Bungee Cord   11-11-13
Hello,
Paul Bunyan, Big Joe Mufferaw, and now……me.
Some years from now when the annuls of western Pennsylvania are written there will be stories of the mighty lumberjacks that cleared the way for civilization….Paul Bunyan, Big Joe Mufferaw……and me.
When we built our house a couple of years ago, we situated it at the western edge of  the tree stand on the top of our hill.  During the summer the Maples trees, the Cherry trees, the Locus trees, and the Sasyphras (sp?) trees shelter our house from the heat of the sun and the gust of the wind.  In the fall they wrap it with a patchwork quilt of autumn colors.  In the winter they act as a break for the horizontally falling snow, and in the spring they bud up with life anew announced by the chirping of the birds who rebuild their nests in them.
The trees that surround our house are wonderful in many ways, but when one of them is hollowed out by ants and begins to slump toward our garage…..well, then it isn’t so wonderful.  Such was the case with a large maple tree that stood near our garage.  Over the years, the ants had dined on its core, turning the bottom several feet of it into a gigantic straw.  “This tree’s gotta come down,” said our friend Ralph who knows a thing or two about trees, “or it’s gonna come down….on your roof.”  So, promising to bring the cables over soon, he left the tree above our garage in hopes that we would not wake up some morning with a nature made sky light in our  garage.
Wouldn’t you know, a couple of days later the gusty winds of autumn hit our hill, pushing the air through the trees at 60 miles per hour.  Thankfully the tree stood stubborn against the wind….but not wanting to count too heavily on its hollowed out core, Ralph and his brother came up to our house on Saturday, ready to take the tree down.  The plan was to attach cables to it in order to have it land away from our garage and in a narrow opening between some other trees.  Ralph attached the first set of cables to the tree that we stretched to another tree in the direction that we hoped it would fall, and I (lumberjack that I am) climbed the ladder to attach the second cable to the tree to keep it from plopping down on my garage.  When everything was attached and taught, Ralph took his chain saw in hand and cut a notch in the base of the tree.  His brother and I began clicking the hand winches, causing the tree to lean and crackle.
“Click…click….click.” and the tree slowly began to lean away from vertical and away from my garage.  “Keep on clicking,” Ralph instructed, “I’m going to ‘tickle’ the tree.”  A bunch of clicks and tickles later, and although the tree was leaning, it wasn’t falling, being held up by branches from neighboring trees.  Putting his chainsaw down and walking toward his brother, Ralph leapt up like a gymnast reaching for the high bar and took hold of the cable, “Sometimes if you grab hold of the cable, the tree will come down.”  His brother of 60 years plus, joined him, and as they swang on the cable like monkeys on a vine,  and with a final crack the tree came crashing down.  As it did, Ralph and his brother immediately morphed into gazelles and ran for their lives, landing the tree within inches of where they had hoped.
     Mission accomplished.  Go ahead, wind, and blow.  That tree has lost its power to chill me with fear as it did when it loomed over my garage.  Thanks to three apt lumberjacks…Ralph, his brother….and me (!) I can lay my head down with ease at night, and wake up without looming fear.
     Got any looming trees hovering over you?  Every Sunday when we begin worship a trinity of divine lumberjacks stands ready to bring them down….not with chainsaws….but with forgiveness.  “In the mercy of Almighty God, Jesus Christ has been given to die for you, and for his sake, God forgives you all of your sins (looming trees).  As a called and ordained minister of the Church of Christ, and by his authority, I therefore declare to you the entire forgiveness of all of your sins, in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.  AMEN”
     Thanks to these triune lumberjacks who wield the power of forgiveness….The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit….you can lay your head down with ease at night, and wake up without looming fear.  Come on Sunday and marvel at the grace with which the divine triune lumberjack can bring peace, hope and joy to your life.
Have a great week….TIMBER!
God’s grace and peace, (ggap)
Pastor Jerry Nuernberger



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